The Pursuit of Happiness

towritelesbiansonherarms:

sassygayalexkralie:

i’M GOING TO FUCKING SHIT

OK I GOT THIS EXTENSION STAYFOCUSD THAT STOPS ME FROM BROWSING SITES MORE THAN A SET AMOUNT EACH DAY AND I ACCIDENTALLY SET IT TO 10 MINUTES PER 24 HOURS WHICH WAS WAY DRACONIAN AND I DIDNT NOTICE ‘TIL THE 60 SECOND COUNTER WAS GOING AND

SO I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER RIGHT AFTER ALL THAT BUT NO

IT OPENED THIS FUCKING PAGE

GOD

DAMN

brilliant

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craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

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